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the do .. on my shoulders

way more than appropriate song from last night’s gig..


you know that moment went you’re out with your ex and look at him and think i no longer want to have sex with you. it’s a good feeling.

i keep getting time traveling emails from nobody with nothing to say.

i keep getting time traveling emails from nobody with nothing to say.

did anyone else notice the crafty re-touch in last week’s stylist?

did anyone else notice the crafty re-touch in last week’s stylist?

even though i accepted a crazy job offer, subsequently handed in my notice, am moving house after four and a half years and agreed to a double date with my ex boyfriend this week, i came on here primarily to tell you i just saw the boss from the it crowd standing outside my work.

i was supposed to be handing in my resignation today and instead i’m in bed surrounded by drugs, liquids and tissues. worst timing ever for a sick day.

i was supposed to be handing in my resignation today and instead i’m in bed surrounded by drugs, liquids and tissues. worst timing ever for a sick day.

i’m in the fun stage of flat hunting. so far this is my winner but it loses points for not having a roof terrace. i really want a roof terrace.

i’m in the fun stage of flat hunting. so far this is my winner but it loses points for not having a roof terrace. i really want a roof terrace.

i hate nothing more than being woken up on a sunday morning

especially by a phone call.

from an ex.

who then texts and says “he rolled on his phone”.

you do the math

i have a wedding to attend [as a bridesmaid] in nz on the 2nd of february 2013.

my uk visa runs out on the 4th of february 2013.

you can only apply for your uk visa renewal 28 days before it expires.

uk visa application waiting times are currently 6 months.

according to the bbc’s booze calculator i drank 71% of my weekly unit recommendation on saturday night, which is the calorie equivalent of eating a burger, hot dog, slice of pizza, jaffa cake and an onion bhaji.

according to the bbc’s booze calculator i drank 71% of my weekly unit recommendation on saturday night, which is the calorie equivalent of eating a burger, hot dog, slice of pizza, jaffa cake and an onion bhaji.

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